Noah's Trump. He can't actually say "You're Fired," but you can see it in his eyes.
Mathew McConaughey, shirtless with a bongo drum.
The open shirt and blank expression here just screams Fabio. Romance cover, here we come!
This is Noah doing Mel Gibson, Braveheart style. He uses the blue paint to get into character.
Last night, after dumping a tub of Aquaphor into his hair and donning a confused look, I realized my son was going for "heartthrob" in the form of Robert Pattinson.
My hope is that one day he will make it big in Vegas, so that mama can live out her days shopping at Caeser's Forum and playing video poker with Bette Midler. This sounds fair, right?