Monday, December 15, 2008

Not Me! Monday


After eating a whole package (yes, I said whole package, don't judge me) of chocolate covered Oreos and checking in with some of my favorite bloggers, I am feeling so much better! You guys have me cracking up with your "Not Me! Monday" posts. I have always loved the game "I never" but this takes it to a whole new level. Thought I would join in the fun.
This week I DID NOT:
  • Feed my 11 month old Frosted Flakes one frantic morning because I couldn't find the Cheerios. (And he totally DID NOT throw them up 10 minutes later....)
  • Threaten to sell the cat to the glue factory after she peed on the new carpet 2 times
  • Let Noah play with a box of wires yesterday (they were unplugged at least!) because it kept him busy for 20 minutes
  • Confuse Neosporin for my travel sized toothpaste at 12am when I finally went to bed. Note to all: It tastes like what I imagine toe jam would.....
  • Try and convince my husband that it was ok for HIM to wear MY jeans to his office, because all his pants were at the old house (He did actually try them on and looked way better in them. Sorry Brian, if your co-workers read this.)
  • Go out and buy the $16 dollar Williams Sonoma brownie mix, because I thought I would impress my new neighbors and then BURN THE HELL out of them
  • Use baby wipes as my "shower" for the day (2 days this week....sad, very sad)
  • Wake up to make at least 5 different To Do lists at various times during the night and then rip them up in frustration in the morning

Ok, so I realize this makes me sound completely neurotic. Truth is, I mostly am anyway, but this has just been an especially crazy week. Good news is most of the boxes are unpacked and my parents are coming back to help us settle into the my new house in less than a week. I promise, no more "baby wipe" showers after that......well, not more than once a month at least....

Have a great week!

17 comments:

MOMMY-MOMO said...

i love this list! thanks for sharing. I need to join in too...

Hruška said...

I love this post, it is very reminiscent of many of my weeks lately. Also I have to say that I love the title of your blog.

Yaya said...

haha! Good list!

Rebecca said...

LOVE the list! Very funny!
Over from SITS!

sewkandi said...

Your list is hilarious! Congrats on being the SITS featured blogger!

bloggingexperiments said...

Ha! Great list. Enjoy the new house. :)

Blissful Babe said...

Oh my word. Too funny! I might have to jump on the 'Not Me' bandwagon!

Beverly said...

Love the list!!

Whitney said...

HILARIOUS!!! Reverse frosted flakes could NOT be a pretty sight!

Shan said...

I get up also to make lists! Glad it isnt just me. I now keep a paper by my bed so I can make a list of lists to make. I am that lame...

Brenda Jean said...

Hey, you are doing much better than I did when my kids were little and we moved! Isn't it amazing the things we can use baby wipes for?

Amy McMean a.k.a McSunshine said...

Great list. I'm glad your back to blogging.

Hum? Baby wipes aren't meant for daily showering? Interesting.

Midwest Mommy said...

Baby wipes two days this week...I have you beat, I did baby wipes two days in a ROW this week. Oh how I have changed :-)

Braja said...

Well hey little Miss Sippy Cup, nice to hear from you at last, and look at all your comments after SITsa's visits...I hope it continues...(I know it won't but a few might stick so it can't be all bad... :)

B said...

I'm still laughing my butt off at your list. Too funny.

Nicole O'Dell said...

HAHA!

I have been looking through your blog...here from SITS...lots of fun!

The Go-To Girl said...

SO FLIPPIN FUNNY!!!
Congrats on being the FB yesterday...you sooooo deserve it!