WW - What I've Learned From My Toddler

• Coffee is necessary for morning , mommy survival.

(which is related to....)

• It's never too early to throw on a Thomas video.

• You have it. I WANT IT. And don't take too long handing it over.
  

• Cats are quick. The best animals are the ones who are too lazy to run away in fear from you.
  
  

• The best thing about having a cat is that their food is always available in that shiny bowl on the ground. The food doesn't taste too bad. You just have to chew it a lot.

• Can't find your cell phone? Guess who's stuck it in the toilet again?
  
  

• Can't find your wallet? Don't worry, I've cleaned out all that pesky green paper for you. It flushes better than the phone. Whoopee!
  
• The dirtier it is, the better it tastes.
  

• 5 second rule? How about the "as long as i can identify what it once was" rule?
  
• Whoever said "You can never have too much of a good thing," must have been talking about chocolate cookies.
  

• Peeing on the floor is hilarious.

• Peeing in the toilet is for losers. Or for toddlers who will except an M&M bribe.
  
• Keep your friends close and the grandparents even closer. Preferably on speed dial.

• Every day is a gift. (...........well, at least it's an "adventure." :D )
  

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Thanks Kat for such a cute prompt. I totally acknowledge that I stole your format. I love the "pics say it all" idea.