O miraculous weekend!
O glass of Chardonnay!
Wrapped up like a hair around a pinkie toe,
I cling to your salvation.
Keep me afloat as I drown in last weeks laundry.
Refresh
(Hold up, my son is eating a Sharpie....)
Refresh me with your cool calmness
Bathe me in
(Son screaming from play yard)
O Chardonnay!
Every sip a minute closer until Daddy gets home.
meilleur abonnement IPTV
2 years ago
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So funny! When Taylor was Noah's age, I was super hard core. Mikes hard lemonades all the way. If it was open before Jimmy got home, then he really knew it was a bad day! ;-) Just know it could be worse. You could be 8 months pregnant. ha ha!
Please write one about a margarita:) too.
stopped by from SITS...good sens of humor!
Very funny!
Oh my, you are bringing back memories of how I used to wait at the door for my husband to get home, hand him the baby and go straight to the bath with a glass of wine.
This is funny and I agree with Laurel. Please write one about a margarita!
Nothing like a good ode to celebrate the day -- and the wine helps, too!
LOL! I'd like to see what you can do with a shot of vodka and haiku. ;o)
LOl..
I love it
Love your sense of humor.
You must have been an English teacher or an attentive English student in the past...I was impressed by your ode! Especially the use of the traditional "O" :)
Haha, this is still relevent when your kids are older!
Hooray for Chardonnay!! My favorite!
Haha-very cute!
Ahhh-the moment when Daddy gets home, the best part of the day-hooray!!
I love it! It inspires me to right one about shiraz or merlot perhaps! lol!
Funny, thanks!
LOL at the sharpie!
You're too funny!
That's hilarious! My mom gave me a wine glass when I had my last child and it had things like "mommy's pacifier", "nurse this", and "I need to wine too" - your poem reminded me of it. Thanks for the laugh.
Too funny!
Well put. The kids, the baby, the mommy all eagerly awaited daddy's arrival each day. And all the poor guy wanted to do was put his feet up for a few minutes before the REAL work began!
That is perhaps the best poem ever! Ok, maybe that's a tad bit of an exaggeration, but I loved it just the same. Do you think you could do one for the Martini? You know like Ode to a Martini or Martini, Why Are Thou So Fabulous? Or maybe even I Wish I Was an Olive in a Martini...it could be done to the turn of Oscar Mayer Weiners! (Did I spell that right?)
this is the best poem I have ever read.
I love the "(Hold up, my son is eating a Sharpie...)"! Great poem!
You are hilarious and talented. Love it!!! :)
I love the pause for "my son's eating a sharpie" LOL! That made me smile!
I may hit the packie for a box-o-wine after the weekend I've had... After I stop my son from eating the kleenex he just found!
This was so funny! A true poem that captures the essence of motherhood!
Super cute and so funny.I love it!!!
HAHAHA! Great entry! :)
Funny. Real mommism, perpetual distractions.
hahahaha!!!
FUNNY!! I must show my husband, he would change it to beer!
that was awesome. you should get it published. :)
"Hold up, my son is eating a Sharpie" LOLOL too funny!!
Hee, funny :) I'm not much of a wine drinker, but am currently addicted to wine slush. In fact, I just posted a recipe today for it :)
Very funny. I highly recommend washable crayola markers instead of Sharpies.
That is great. I think you should compile a book of poetry...
Funny!
Well said!
Great sense of humor. :)
Fantastic!
I'm a martini girl myself ;) But wine will do just fine! Funny post!
lol you are to funny!
Great poem!
You are hilarious! I love this poem (:
Just popping over from your feature on SITS today (:
♥Mannie, MVincent.etsy.com
visiting from SITS. Awesome poem, very funny. Aint it the truth though?! What a cutie you have too!
Haha... I think I'm having one of those moments right now. Oh, wait, it's only 11:30 am. I'm counting down the hours anyway.
Your humor and outlook is phenomenal =]
Cute poem! I have totally been there. Of course now I get home after my husband, so the roles are reversed now!
I LOVE it!! LOL
Too funny!
love the ode. My ode is to the day I can go drink tat fine wine again.....someone take the kids for two days mommas gonna drink and recover for tonight and tomorrow...wat! no babysitter! damn, maybe after new years...
Ha! I just went to a wine tasting last night and we got these cute cocktail napkins. Mine has a picture of a full glass of wine and it says:
"Mommy's sippy cup"
Ha! Love it!
very sweet!
Now that is cute!
: )
That's great!!
But I prefer Chianti, i suppose I can sub that in.
Clung like a hair to your toe? There's an image I want to be thinking of when i'm drinking a glass of wine! (But I'll have me some of that Sharpie...)
Please replace with Merlot.
Then you will have me to a tee.
haha
Awesome poem!
HILARIOUS!!!!
I just love the name of your blog! I'm more of a Shiraz or Pinot Noir girl. :) (same principle!)
cheers and bottoms up!
i always look forward to dad getting home as well. not sure what i'll do when he is deployed for 12 months, probably loose my mind! Congrats on being featured on SITS! You so deserve it!
Oh yes, I have serenaded Pinot, Merlot, Cabernet, they all deserve the love for being so good to me.
Cheers. I remember we had lots of wine after both are kids. Great Poem
What a poet!
awesome!
Great poem!
Ahhhh... the good old days! (Yes, I'm still late to the SITS party) The interruptions are all too perfect.
I'm more of a beer drinker myself...
But I loved the poem!
Hope you had a great SITS day :)
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